Early morning smorgasbord.

This shit says it all. This morning started with a full-on picnic. I had my Huge Ass Beers cup in action, with the oatmeal guy peeking in on the scene. The morning sun lit shit up, and you can see details on the smart way I live. Oatmeal, yogurt, espresso, and a PBJ that would make your mother scream.

I am not playing games. That's about five shots of Cafe Bustelo on the camp stove. You can see a ray of sun glistening off that heel of bread to the right: I made a quick fold-over for my girlfriend. She knows I'm the boss.